That Spouse o' Mine is at Cornell University this week.
He called this morning, and during the conversation, queried about the Kansas wind. He had heard "Wind" in the forecast.
"Well, it's blowing," I replied, "but nothing out of the extraordinary."
That was at 3:00 pm, Central Standard Time.
I called him back at 5:00 pm, CST, with the wind report: 25 mph, and 40 mph wind gusts.
What does this mean, you ask?
Very foul moods and a particularly bad hair day.